March 2012
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i want some cheese, man
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inothernews:
I hope Rick Santorum is forced to watch Waterworld and The Postman back-to-back for seventeen fortnights.
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users: hey tumblr can you fix the tags?
tumblr: what? you want us to limit the asks?
users: no, the tags.
tumblr: fanmail?
users: tags
tumblr: footnotes?
users: fix the tags
tumblr: all, right we changed the dash. hope that helps.
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talldarkbishoujo replied to your post: aaaaaand now the judges are saying she’s not Native enough.
wow that whole episode sounds like fuckery
i mean, we’re talking fringe, tomahawk, all that shit.
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aaaaaand now the judges are saying she's not...
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Just read part of a fic where someone was turned...
failedblackwoman:
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Limbaugh: Birth Control = Sluts Being Paid To Have...
liberalsarecool:
“”What does it say about the college coed Susan [sic] Fluke, who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex? What does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute. She wants to be paid to have sex.
“She’s having so much sex she can’t afford the contraception. She wants you and me and the taxpayers...
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vagabondaesthetics replied to your post: Why are the Americans making me mad tho?
Fo Porter »»> every other ANTM ever and for forever
YAAAAASSSS
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Yay! There's a Native American on the show!
Boo, they have her portraying Pocahontas.
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Why are the Americans making me mad tho?
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum gets “Sexy and I Know It” stuck in his head and never gets it out.
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anedumacation:
I hope Rick Santorum is blamed for the death of Inigo Montoya’s father.
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum blogs “Ask Box is Open!” but gets no messages.
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I hope Rick Santorum gets that 'unfresh feeling.'
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum forgets his keys are in his back pocket and sits down really hard.
dancingfrogger:
desertmar:
I really hope Rick Santorum steps into Christian Bale’s light.
WINNING
mollychan:
baddominicana:
Is He Shitting Me? “Banker Says $350,000 Is Not Enough”
dumbthingswhitepplsay:
note-a-bear:
popca:
knowledgeequalsblackpower:
Schiff, 46, is facing another kind of jam this year: Paid a lower bonus, he said the $350,000 he earns, enough to put him in the country’s top 1 percent by income, doesn’t cover his family’s private-school tuition, a...
I hope Rick Santorum gets into a conversation with a constituent, and then has to pee, but doesn’t quite make it to the urinal, and has a pee stain on his suit just before a major debate.
i hope Rick Santorum eats Cheetos between public...
I hope Rick Santorum always has a booger he can't...
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maritsa-met:
I hope Rick Santorum tries to simply walk into Mordor
abaldwin360:
I hope Rick Santorum farts and a little poop comes out.
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I hope Rick Santorum still doesn't know who shot...
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum has spinach in his teeth and no one tells him.
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I hope Rick Santorum has to walk barefoot through...
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abaldwin360:
I hope Rick Santorum finds a crunchy thing in his hamburger and can’t figure out what it is.
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I hope Rick Santorum orders a Coke and gets Pepsi.
sorry about the ricky spam
they’re making me laugh
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I hope Rick Santorum is invited to dinner and is...
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I hope Rick Santorum has "Friday" stuck in his...
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abaldwin360:
unknowablewoman:
I hope Rick Santorum steps on a lego.
I hope it leaves an annoying cut right between his pinkie toe and the one next to it.
Like a cut with a big skin flap.
maritsa-met:
I hope Rick Santorum always forgets his reusable grocery bags.
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i hope Rick Santorum buys a new printer for which...
and he has to buy each color separately
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I hope Rick Santorum has to read Chapter 8 of...
fact.
babstheartist:
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theyouthwillchange:
if your girlfriend starts picking arguments with you or getting mad at you for stupid things that wouldn’t normally bother her, she might be cheating or contemplating cheating. this i know from experience and from what i’ve seen with my own eyes. its like the girl is annoyed with you because you’re being great and she is having bad thoughts. in...
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I hope Rick Santorum finds out from experience...
